Right of Passage

Damn son,

I just read my last post, the one from back in December. I couldn't help but cringe. Putting my insecurities behind me, I remember promising someone a few years ago that I would post when Thatcher died. Well she died yesterday. I have to say that it's not such a big deal. There seems to be quite the Michael Jackson phenomenon going on, I mean maybe she wasn't such the bitch that I thought she was two days ago. One day I'm going to die, will I get more Facebook friends after? It will be weird when Facebook becomes like the matrix, I wonder if we'll check our notifications when we're online. My sleep pattern has changed, I wake up in time for 9 am class on time, after my classes have finished. I've finally left puberty. I do feel a strange urge to straighten up and fly right.


Back to Thatcher. The thing about Thatcher is that she was a woman, and leader of the Conservative Party.

Now that bit is not intended to be sexist or anything, and I realise that it sounds more so once I said it's not meant to be sexist, but it's true. I just wanted to show how little I care by sharing the information everyone knows as an opinion. You know what does piss me off? This blog thing is telling me I'm spelling words wrong when I'm not, I mean it's the internet, how about you go use a fucking dictionary? This stupid browser knows me inside out, taking so much information from me and selling it as market research, but it can't tell that here we spell colour with a fucking 'u'? And I'm not one of those pretentious pricks who is insulted by Americanisms, but I feel really persecuted here, don't tell me how to spell English in England!

The U.N wants to establish free speech on the internet as a human right. Really? It doesn't enshrine the right to adequate housing, but if you do have a house with an internet connection, then you better believe in the civilised (yes there's no z in civilised Google) world you can type whatever the fuck you want online, that's some pretty sacred shit. Except if you're Wiki leaks. I was just thinking, isn't it about time that keyboards incorporated ctrl alt del as a single button? I mean it should really then be called ctrl alt del, but still. No one would like the idea of a task manager button, especially those fucking internet nerds. Internet nerds are the worst, they are so fundamentalist its unbelievable. Nerds in general are, with their warped conceptions of non-conformism and militant atheism. Wow I really have left puberty.