God needs to learn himself some manners. That's what I would like to tell all the people who keep posting about Jesus on Facebook (mostly African people). Did he even ask Mary before he impregnated her? If I impregnated a lady who didn't know who I was, you know what would happen? I would go to jail! And when I got out, football clubs wouldn't sign me! Oh and thanks for the free will God! What's the deal with him anyway? Does he know all and see all or what? Because if he does he has a sick sense of humour by creating people he knows will end up being burnt in hell forever. If he doesn't then pssh he ain't so great. And fuck him for punishing folk who have different opinions, insecure prick. You know what would happen if I went around burning people who didn't agree with me? They'd call me a terrorist! I'm not picking sides here, fuck Muhammed and his beardy, shy around the ladies, God too. Fuck that Hindu god who takes any excuse to sit on a giant cock too, fucking slag. I'm sick of people trying to tell me what to do as if they know what's going on. 'Good' people are just control freaks.
