I can't believe it's not butter. I wouldn't have cared but now that they've made that highly suspicious and rather suggestive name, perhaps it is worth another look. I mean if THEY can't believe it isn't butter, and by the way, that's a much more usual way of saying it, in my opinion anyway, I mean if I say I can't believe it isn't raining, it sounds much more natural than if I said I can't believe it's not raining, the latter way of saying it makes it sound as if its been raining for quite a while....actually I don't know where I'm going with this, and any normal person would've deleted this sentence. Like I said, if THEY can't believe it is not butter, does that mean they know something we don't, like that it is actually butter. Or is it a double bluff, or a single bluff? I have to say I'm a bit more confused that normal at the moment. All I wanted was some toast.
So I'm thinking about getting my mum a crack pipe for her birthday. Of course it's not for her to ingest illegal substances but rather, it would amuse me for a while to see her struggle to figure out what it was and then to find a completely legitimate alternate use for it, like to help her flowers to grow straight or some mum shit like that.
Seeing these 'riots' in London and other parts of the UK recently, you see right now it is August '11, and I say seeing, I only saw some in London, well I just don't know what to think. I am a big supporter of the 'there's no meaning to life' camp but come on... and that's all I can say really. I mean clearly these people have no purpose in their life (they are bored) so they go around and find something to feel important. Why not? Why not go around and loot? I don't have an answer so I'll get back to you on that one.
