Summer Blues

I can't believe it's not butter. I wouldn't have cared but now that they've made that highly suspicious and rather suggestive name, perhaps it is worth another look. I mean if THEY can't believe it isn't butter, and by the way, that's a much more usual way of saying it, in my opinion anyway, I mean if I say I can't believe it isn't raining, it sounds much more natural than if I said I can't believe it's not raining, the latter way of saying it makes it sound as if its been raining for quite a while....actually I don't know where I'm going with this, and any normal person would've deleted this sentence. Like I said, if THEY can't believe it is not butter, does that mean they know something we don't, like that it is actually butter. Or is it a double bluff, or a single bluff? I have to say I'm a bit more confused that normal at the moment. All I wanted was some toast.

So I'm thinking about getting my mum a crack pipe for her birthday. Of course it's not for her to ingest illegal substances but rather, it would amuse me for a while to see her struggle to figure out what it was and then to find a completely legitimate alternate use for it, like to help her flowers to grow straight or some mum shit like that.

Seeing these 'riots' in London and other parts of the UK recently, you see right now it is August '11, and I say seeing, I only saw some in London, well I just don't know what to think. I am a big supporter of the 'there's no meaning to life' camp but come on... and that's all I can say really. I mean clearly these people have no purpose in their life (they are bored) so they go around and find something to feel important. Why not? Why not go around and loot? I don't have an answer so I'll get back to you on that one.

The Search for That

I'm a bit a jealous actually. Other people have things that I want, or is it they look happy with what they have and I think 'hmmm I'd be happy like them if I had that'?. Maybe the reason I don't have that is that I expect that to come to me, I think it would be better if I went for that. If it was so easy to get that I would already have got that. So I get up in search of that, and so I have to do this and to do that to get that. And before I've gotten to that stage, I then have to do more this and that, and start to realise I no longer want that, I now have this, I no longer seem to think I need that. I look back at that person with that and think why did I what that in the first place?. Then I realise that that was just an explanation for myself that I had no direction and so that in moving to that I get more this's and thats until it comes to a point that I have other this's and thats and that that was never so hard to get because in searching for that I got that, but not in the way I thought that that was meant to be gotten. To be honest I'm not that jealous anymore.

Sorry for the wait

So yeah you know you're overdosing right if your crap is fizzing in the toilet bowl. I don't think suicide watch really works to be honest, sending guards to go watch people committing and criticizing their work makes the whole situation worse. Yes as you have no doubt realised this post is really late and I apologize, I had actually written several versions of this post on paper but ofcourse I was always going to wing it like I am now ^^. Osama died this week, in years to come when they make the memoirs of wategwann they'll look to see my perspective on the whole situation and I release this statement: It will be awkward if they bury him without his turban, noone will recognise him. How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? It takes evolution for the lightbulb to be invented before they can change them. I like how dogs have the swagger to go out in public and act like they're balls aren't hairy. I particularly like the dogs with the balls to go out when they no longer have balls. So much like us ^^, peace.

The Third Post

The third post of the third generation, I feel like havin(g) a small moustache and hating on jews n(o)w, third Reich my ass! So I'm about to go Oceana and once again Tom doesn't w(a)nt to c(o)me out! I hope you're readin(g) Tom because my hearts bleedin(g), someone pl(ea)s(e) call an ambulance. 'Admiral' Azumaril said something pretty cool today, I kno(w) surprising right?! He was talkin(g) about mining sugar... Yeah real interesting dick, thanks for gettin(g) me mildly interested, how (a)bout you suck my dick bitch?! Seriously though I really would like a blowjob. I hear it's best if a girl who talks a lot gives one, because you get some peace 'n quiet and you don't feel her teeth. It really freaks me out when people have really white teeth, by the way I've totally given up on the whole bracket crap. But yeah teeth, usually knocked out on the first days in prison so you don't bite. Ask Kab. So what is the deal about hair? Chinese guys apparently have the best hair, check out the vo5 advert. My hair is actually fucked. I don't know whether a pseudonym has hair. I like how Wategwann has three syllables, very fitting of the blog ^^. So I am having trouble in deciding how long to make posts, if you guys have any suggestions please let me know yeah :). Any way that's it from me, I've decided to attack on two fronts, and go for stalingrad. See you guys in nurenburg. Peace.

My Life Right Now

Lol, so yeah I'm planning to talk about myself for a bit, what a mother fucking surprise, it's like we're back to 'what happens on MSN stays on MSN' again, sigh! By the way, that was a reference to the first gen blog, just in case you didn't know. ANYWAY! My life! ... has been pretty shallow these days. I know what you're thinking, me? shallow? lol, yeah I'm deeper than a cunt pounded by Kab. I've been a bit too philosophical in the last few weeks as I struggle to find a more meaningful way of living. Once again, I arrived at a conclusion of meaningless and made the whole situation much worse. I tend to do that ^^. Just like that time when me and that weird tall scary guy from Mordor were about to get married, and I got too caught up in the wedding preparations that I forgot the ring! He made such a huge fuss! He stormed off to make his own one, went invisible and fucked off. sigh! I'm running out of things to do. I started a new blog but it's not very...oh heard about that already? Seriously though, it's pretty sad when you have no lectures on a monday and you get depressed thinking that you have no reason to get up that day. I was pretty depressed when Michael Jackson died... thinking of all those kids who got touched, and those in the future who would never know that loving touch.... as the legacy of his music died out. See! I tried to make it funny by not making an obvious joke... fail? sigh! How was that for a first post? :) peace

Welcome - What's Changed?

Hi, welcome to a brand new edition of the Wategwann, I am Wategwann and I will be your host! Aren't you just so excited that you may actually commit adultery?! After the facebook scandal that season 2 would inevitably cause, it felt like time to break of from the childish world of free speech and grow up into the enlightened adult notion of accountability. So what has changed? Firstly, you should now be able to read what the fuck I'm saying, as I'll try my best to keep everything in standard English. Secondly, I'll try to write at least one post a week. Depending on the content, I may have to change this, you don't want to read forced and boring material (shouldn't have come here then really) and I don't really want to be writing it, so we'll see how it goes. Lastly, the style will have to change to make this accessible to all. So basically less racism and sexism, and let's face it, that was only funny back in the day. So yeah, hope you guys keep reading, feel free to write emotionally crippling criticism, I'll just be happy you commented :)
Enjoy!