The Third Post

The third post of the third generation, I feel like havin(g) a small moustache and hating on jews n(o)w, third Reich my ass! So I'm about to go Oceana and once again Tom doesn't w(a)nt to c(o)me out! I hope you're readin(g) Tom because my hearts bleedin(g), someone pl(ea)s(e) call an ambulance. 'Admiral' Azumaril said something pretty cool today, I kno(w) surprising right?! He was talkin(g) about mining sugar... Yeah real interesting dick, thanks for gettin(g) me mildly interested, how (a)bout you suck my dick bitch?! Seriously though I really would like a blowjob. I hear it's best if a girl who talks a lot gives one, because you get some peace 'n quiet and you don't feel her teeth. It really freaks me out when people have really white teeth, by the way I've totally given up on the whole bracket crap. But yeah teeth, usually knocked out on the first days in prison so you don't bite. Ask Kab. So what is the deal about hair? Chinese guys apparently have the best hair, check out the vo5 advert. My hair is actually fucked. I don't know whether a pseudonym has hair. I like how Wategwann has three syllables, very fitting of the blog ^^. So I am having trouble in deciding how long to make posts, if you guys have any suggestions please let me know yeah :). Any way that's it from me, I've decided to attack on two fronts, and go for stalingrad. See you guys in nurenburg. Peace.

My Life Right Now

Lol, so yeah I'm planning to talk about myself for a bit, what a mother fucking surprise, it's like we're back to 'what happens on MSN stays on MSN' again, sigh! By the way, that was a reference to the first gen blog, just in case you didn't know. ANYWAY! My life! ... has been pretty shallow these days. I know what you're thinking, me? shallow? lol, yeah I'm deeper than a cunt pounded by Kab. I've been a bit too philosophical in the last few weeks as I struggle to find a more meaningful way of living. Once again, I arrived at a conclusion of meaningless and made the whole situation much worse. I tend to do that ^^. Just like that time when me and that weird tall scary guy from Mordor were about to get married, and I got too caught up in the wedding preparations that I forgot the ring! He made such a huge fuss! He stormed off to make his own one, went invisible and fucked off. sigh! I'm running out of things to do. I started a new blog but it's not very...oh heard about that already? Seriously though, it's pretty sad when you have no lectures on a monday and you get depressed thinking that you have no reason to get up that day. I was pretty depressed when Michael Jackson died... thinking of all those kids who got touched, and those in the future who would never know that loving touch.... as the legacy of his music died out. See! I tried to make it funny by not making an obvious joke... fail? sigh! How was that for a first post? :) peace

Welcome - What's Changed?

Hi, welcome to a brand new edition of the Wategwann, I am Wategwann and I will be your host! Aren't you just so excited that you may actually commit adultery?! After the facebook scandal that season 2 would inevitably cause, it felt like time to break of from the childish world of free speech and grow up into the enlightened adult notion of accountability. So what has changed? Firstly, you should now be able to read what the fuck I'm saying, as I'll try my best to keep everything in standard English. Secondly, I'll try to write at least one post a week. Depending on the content, I may have to change this, you don't want to read forced and boring material (shouldn't have come here then really) and I don't really want to be writing it, so we'll see how it goes. Lastly, the style will have to change to make this accessible to all. So basically less racism and sexism, and let's face it, that was only funny back in the day. So yeah, hope you guys keep reading, feel free to write emotionally crippling criticism, I'll just be happy you commented :)
Enjoy!